Ask me anything

22 year old straight male from Canada. I love group sex, be it ffm, mmf or more. I have a girlfriend who loves to fuck, and two bisexual roomates who join us from time to time.

I love to hear from my followers, so let me know how dirty you can be!
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Youwillalwaysbemyfirst — I’d love to talk to you but you don’t have an ask! Send me a message!

(Source: lustfulkitty, via youwillalwaysbemyfirst)

4 months ago
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Let's get weird

1) Sexuality?
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Siblings?
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you wear?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
6 months ago
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ass-and-so-much-more-deactivate said: Are your roommates make or female?

They’re both guys. We’ve all been friends for a long time, kind if grew up together.

9 months ago
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We’d spent all night on the bus following provincial championships, and like usual the smuggled booze and hours comparing sex stories with my teammates had me horny as hell. Knowing Katie was always up for fooling around late at night, I decided to sneak into her dorm room. When I saw her roommate’s bed empty I stopped trying to be quiet. The rustling of Katie’s sheets gave away the fact I had been busted, so I flicked on her lamp. Katie’s roommate lay underneath her, their lips locked together. Katie broke away from the kiss for a moment and looked at me. “There are no free shows here.  Either you lose the pants or you can crawl back out the way you came.”

We’d spent all night on the bus following provincial championships, and like usual the smuggled booze and hours comparing sex stories with my teammates had me horny as hell.

Knowing Katie was always up for fooling around late at night, I decided to sneak into her dorm room. When I saw her roommate’s bed empty I stopped trying to be quiet.

The rustling of Katie’s sheets gave away the fact I had been busted, so I flicked on her lamp. Katie’s roommate lay underneath her, their lips locked together. Katie broke away from the kiss for a moment and looked at me. “There are no free shows here. Either you lose the pants or you can crawl back out the way you came.”

(via futureswingers)

10 months ago
2,679 notes
I have to admit, when I went downstairs and saw Derek’s girlfriend kneeling on their pool table wearing only her stockings, cum oozing from her freshly fucked pussy, it wasn’t what I had thought he meant by “Do you want to come over for a movie night?” 

Fortunately, I wasn’t phased for long, and I was quickly naked. I stepped in front of the video camera and thrust myself in to the hilt, Derek’s cum providing more than enough lubrication as it coated my shaft.

I have to admit, when I went downstairs and saw Derek’s girlfriend kneeling on their pool table wearing only her stockings, cum oozing from her freshly fucked pussy, it wasn’t what I had thought he meant by “Do you want to come over for a movie night?”

Fortunately, I wasn’t phased for long, and I was quickly naked. I stepped in front of the video camera and thrust myself in to the hilt, Derek’s cum providing more than enough lubrication as it coated my shaft.

10 months ago
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I’m thinking of writing another story, but I can’t decide which one to write about. Would you rather hear about the first time I took part in a gangbang (at a diving competition), or the first time I fooled around with another guy (my brother wanted me to have a threesome with him and his girl).

Send me your thoughts on which one it should be! Or if you’d like to hear of something else let me know that too!

6 months ago
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Josh caught up with me as I walked off the field, practice done for another day.  I couldn’t help but notice him grinning underneath his helmet.  We had made a bet on the Superbowl, and being the winner, he was taking his chance to gloat.  What’s worse, I had been so sure I’d win that I’d got him to agree that if either team won by a spread of over twenty points then the winner of the bet could name whatever terms he wanted.
"Looks like you lost the bet.  Are you going to keep your word and let me pick the terms?"
I may have lost the bet but I wasn’t going to back out of the deal.  “Ya man, whatever you want.”
"Well my parents are out of town this weekend.  I think you should bring Ashley over on Friday."
I could see where he was headed with this.  I knew he’d wanted to fuck my girlfiend ever since he met her.  I wasn’t entirely opposed to the idea of a threesome with him.  I knew he was just Ashley’s type, and even though I’d seen another guy naked and turned on before, as I looked him up and down, I had to admit the idea turned me on a little. It probably wouldn’t take too much persuasion to get her to agree to this.
"You want to fuck my girlfriend? Is that really the terms you are making?"
"Oh I’ve wanted to get into her pants for a long time.  But I’m not going to force her to fuck me because you can’t pick a good football team.  She has to be up for it herself."
"Well why do you want us over then if it’s not so you can fuck her?"
"The terms of the bet aren’t to have you over so I can fuck your girlfriend.  The prize for winning is that I want her to watch while I get to suck your dick."

Josh caught up with me as I walked off the field, practice done for another day.  I couldn’t help but notice him grinning underneath his helmet.  We had made a bet on the Superbowl, and being the winner, he was taking his chance to gloat.  What’s worse, I had been so sure I’d win that I’d got him to agree that if either team won by a spread of over twenty points then the winner of the bet could name whatever terms he wanted.

"Looks like you lost the bet.  Are you going to keep your word and let me pick the terms?"

I may have lost the bet but I wasn’t going to back out of the deal.  “Ya man, whatever you want.”

"Well my parents are out of town this weekend.  I think you should bring Ashley over on Friday."

I could see where he was headed with this.  I knew he’d wanted to fuck my girlfiend ever since he met her.  I wasn’t entirely opposed to the idea of a threesome with him.  I knew he was just Ashley’s type, and even though I’d seen another guy naked and turned on before, as I looked him up and down, I had to admit the idea turned me on a little. It probably wouldn’t take too much persuasion to get her to agree to this.

"You want to fuck my girlfriend? Is that really the terms you are making?"

"Oh I’ve wanted to get into her pants for a long time.  But I’m not going to force her to fuck me because you can’t pick a good football team.  She has to be up for it herself."

"Well why do you want us over then if it’s not so you can fuck her?"

"The terms of the bet aren’t to have you over so I can fuck your girlfriend.  The prize for winning is that I want her to watch while I get to suck your dick."

7 months ago
4 notes
I knew it was wrong, but at the moment I didn’t care.  A few months ago I had caught her playing with herself on her bed, and she hadn’t even slowed down when she saw me. Now, every time I came over to Nick’s house for a BBQ his little sister would try to take things a little bit further. As usual, the feelings of guilt for fooling around with my friend’s little sister washed away the moment her lips touched the head of my cock."You know what?" she said, looking up from my cock to lock eyes with mine. "I think today is the day you’re going to show me what it feels like to get fucked."

I knew it was wrong, but at the moment I didn’t care. A few months ago I had caught her playing with herself on her bed, and she hadn’t even slowed down when she saw me. Now, every time I came over to Nick’s house for a BBQ his little sister would try to take things a little bit further.

As usual, the feelings of guilt for fooling around with my friend’s little sister washed away the moment her lips touched the head of my cock.

"You know what?" she said, looking up from my cock to lock eyes with mine. "I think today is the day you’re going to show me what it feels like to get fucked."

(via fucklikeagod)

10 months ago
4,119 notes
cumtoy:

That’s it baby, pull out and splash it all over my ass.  Make your friends know that you fucked this first and left your mark.  Make them see your load when they get here for their turn.

cumtoy:

That’s it baby, pull out and splash it all over my ass.  Make your friends know that you fucked this first and left your mark.  Make them see your load when they get here for their turn.

(Source: orgasmos-multiploxx)

10 months ago
1,198 notes
I’d been looking forward to coming home from university for a while, and went out to a buddy’s party the night I got back. It seems I wasn’t the only one happy I was home. 

When I went outside to grab another beer, I was surprised by Lindsay as she grabbed me from behind, pulling my shirt over my head. As she kissed me hard in the lips, I felt her friend Vicki’s hands trace their way down my abs. She explored the length of my growing hard on through my jeans before unbuttoning my pants and pulling down on the waistband of my boxers. 

"Welcome home," she said as she kissed her way down my stomach, dropping to her knees.

I’d been looking forward to coming home from university for a while, and went out to a buddy’s party the night I got back. It seems I wasn’t the only one happy I was home.

When I went outside to grab another beer, I was surprised by Lindsay as she grabbed me from behind, pulling my shirt over my head. As she kissed me hard in the lips, I felt her friend Vicki’s hands trace their way down my abs. She explored the length of my growing hard on through my jeans before unbuttoning my pants and pulling down on the waistband of my boxers.

"Welcome home," she said as she kissed her way down my stomach, dropping to her knees.

10 months ago
98 notes